女生應(yīng)該記住的英文!

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The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帥。

The handsome men are not nice.
帥男人不好。

The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀。

The handsome, nice and hetero***ual men are married.
又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結(jié)婚了。

Men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we are only after their money.
不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會(huì)認(rèn)為我們看上的是他們的錢。

The handsome men without money are after our money.
而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero***ual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero***ual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帥又有點(diǎn)錢而且是個(gè)異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不采取行動(dòng)。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些從不主動(dòng)的男人一旦我們采取主動(dòng)就對(duì)我們失去興趣。

hisher520

走過路過~~~~~~~~~~

星光螢火

The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀。

喜歡這句！

Christy

倒，光是看中文就夠暈乎的啦，還整上英文了，周一來啦就狀態(tài)不好，看了這個(gè)帖子，暈倒了，呵呵

liko

還有“

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Come on! baby.

Once more...

藍(lán)星

好有哲理的話啊,好精典啊!

獨(dú)孤井

就為這以后也也得要兒子！！！

暖暖

要是真的都以這些為準(zhǔn)則。也許。。。就都是單身了

徐秀雷

原罪勛章

不吃布丁

完了～～～～
找不到老公了～～

且行且珍惜

好像真的找不到老公了

玉粟

女人擇偶跟男人是有本質(zhì)區(qū)別


這個(gè)好像不夠?qū)憣?shí)

kibaa

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帥又有點(diǎn)錢而且是個(gè)異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不采取行動(dòng)。