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[轉(zhuǎn)載]20條欠揍的短信
20條欠揍的短信
> > 1．跟你當(dāng)這么久的朋友，你一直都很關(guān)心我， 我卻時(shí)常給你添麻煩，真不知該怎么報(bào)答你... 所以...下輩子作牛作馬....我一定會(huì)拔草給你吃的……
> >
> > 2．沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！ 沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！沒(méi)事！ 就跟你說(shuō)沒(méi)事了你還按個(gè)屁啊！
> >
> >
> > 3．很想你，可是又不好意思打給你，怕你正在忙，怕你不理我，怕你覺(jué)得我騷擾，真的好想跟你聯(lián)絡(luò)，但是… 電話費(fèi)實(shí)在很貴，你打給我吧！
> >
> > 4．如果你是流星我就追定你，如果你是衛(wèi)星我就等待你，如果你是恒星我就會(huì)戀上你，可惜...你是猩猩~我只能在動(dòng)物園看到你!! 唉……可惜ㄚ!!
> >
> > 5．現(xiàn)在的我好亂……心里不知道在想些什么……頭腦都被快煩死了.我真的不知道要怎么辦?你能不能告訴我……我真的不知道要吃大干面還是阿q桶面!
> >
> > 6．謝謝你在我最失意的時(shí)候陪伴著我，在我最須要幫助的時(shí)候拉了我一把，千言萬(wàn)語(yǔ)訴不盡，只想告訴你： 「自從認(rèn)識(shí)你沒(méi)有一件好事發(fā)生！你真帶衰！」
> >
> > 7．對(duì)不起唷~~那么晚了還傳簡(jiǎn)訊給你~~ 如果有吵到你的話~~在此跟你說(shuō)聲~~ 活該~~誰(shuí)叫你要比我早睡ㄚ~~~呵呵!!
> >
> > 8．遇到妳~是我心動(dòng)的開(kāi)始 愛(ài)上妳~是我幸福的選擇 擁有妳~是我最珍貴的財(cái)富 踏入紅毯~是我永恒的動(dòng)力 永遠(yuǎn)愛(ài)的人~是妳 遺憾的是~我傳錯(cuò)人了
> >
> > 10．因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈琶\(yùn)；因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈徘笆澜裆Ｒ苍S這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆， 現(xiàn)在的我，好想說(shuō)… 我上輩子是造了什么孽呀！
> >
> > 11．由明天開(kāi)始，市政府決定清除所有長(zhǎng)相丑陋，有損市容的弱智青年！你快快收拾東西，出去避避風(fēng)頭，別跟人說(shuō)是我通知你的，切記！不用感謝！
> >
> > 12．上帝看見(jiàn)你口渴，創(chuàng)造了水；上帝看見(jiàn)你餓,，創(chuàng)造了米；上帝看見(jiàn)你沒(méi)有可愛(ài)的朋友，創(chuàng)造了我； 然而祂也看見(jiàn)這世界上沒(méi)有白癡，順便也創(chuàng)造你。
> >
> > 13．如果政府規(guī)定一個(gè)人一生只能對(duì)一個(gè)好，我情愿那個(gè)人就是你。我無(wú)怨無(wú)悔，至死不渝！但偏偏政府沒(méi)規(guī)定…那就算了！
> >
> > 14． 想你是件快樂(lè)的事! 見(jiàn)你是件開(kāi)心的事! 愛(ài)你是我永遠(yuǎn)要做的事! 把你放在心上是我一直在做的事! 不過(guò)???騙你，是剛發(fā)生的事！哈哈！
> >
> > 15．電話響了一聲，代表我正在想你!兩聲，代表我喜歡你!三聲，代表我愛(ài)你！ 當(dāng)?shù)谄呗曧懫稹?媽的，我是真的有事找你，還不快接電話！
> >
> > 16．根據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)，超過(guò)99.9長(zhǎng)的像豬頭的人都用大拇指來(lái)按鈕看簡(jiǎn)訊! 嘿嘿，不用換手了啦,已經(jīng)來(lái)不及了。豬頭! 哈哈哈
> >
> > 17．我把你的名字寫在天空里，可是被風(fēng)吹走了；我把你的名字寫在沙灘上，可是被海沖走了；我把你的名字寫在每一個(gè)角落… ，我被警察抓走了！
> >
> > 18．如果長(zhǎng)得好看是一種錯(cuò)…我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò) 如果可愛(ài)是一種罪…我已經(jīng)犯了滔天大罪 做人真難!…你就好啦~沒(méi)錯(cuò)又沒(méi)罪…真羨慕你
> >
> > 19．當(dāng)白云飄過(guò)，那是我想你的痕跡； 當(dāng)陽(yáng)光閃耀，那是我想你的感覺(jué)； 當(dāng)雨水落下，那是我想你的證據(jù)；當(dāng)雷電交加，那是我向天祈求你被劈中……哈--哈--
> >
> > 20．如果說(shuō)燒一年的香可以與你相遇，燒三年的香可以與你相識(shí)，燒十年的香可以與你相惜，為了我下輩子的幸福，我愿意……改信基督教
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